Sage advice, indeed
Dec. 10th, 2010 10:28 amSomeone wrote a survival guide for the computer animation school I went to:
So as you read this, please pause,
for a second, and we’re going to go through a mental exercise to
determine if you smell bad....
1. Do you shower EVERY single day?
2. Do you wear deodorant EVERY single day?
Yes. It's that simple. These are the miracle secret keys to not
smelling bad. This is the wondrous and life-changing advice that I am
giving to you. If you smell bad, and you follow my advice, I just
changed your life.
Motherfucker, I just gave you the most important advice that anyone in
the whole world has ever given you. You may not understand the
profound importance of this advice.
So as you read this, please pause,
for a second, and we’re going to go through a mental exercise to
determine if you smell bad....
1. Do you shower EVERY single day?
2. Do you wear deodorant EVERY single day?
Yes. It's that simple. These are the miracle secret keys to not
smelling bad. This is the wondrous and life-changing advice that I am
giving to you. If you smell bad, and you follow my advice, I just
changed your life.
Motherfucker, I just gave you the most important advice that anyone in
the whole world has ever given you. You may not understand the
profound importance of this advice.